INT. SEATTLE GRACE HOSPITAL
MEREDITH (V.O.)
The thing about being a young doctor in a hospital is that occasionally you have to treat patients.
CRISTINA
Doesn’t anyone care about my problems?
IZZI
I would if I wasn’t inexplicably in love with George. I know I’m way out of his league but there is something about that Doofus that I find irresistible.
Dr. Derek Shepherd enters with a sad, puppy dog look.
MEREDITH
Whats wrong with you? Wait. Am I mad at you right now, or in love?
DEREK
I think both. I actually just wanted to stand here and look at you with my sad eyes.
PRESTON
Hey, does everyone around here realize I am the best heart surgeon in the world?
MEREDITH
Where is Addison?
CRISTINA
Oh, she’s off in California with our doppelgangers trying to start a spin off series.
MIRANDA
Everyone get back to work or I’ll kill you with my bare hands.
MEREDITH (V.O.)
Yeah, every once in a while we have to work on patients. It kinda sucks.
FADE OUT:
MARK
Hey, does anyone else think I look like a giant Leo DiCaprio?
Brilliant. Move to Hollywood this instant.