Guestbook
In order to serve you better, I would like you to post a comment saying who you are, where you’re from and what your favorite mutant creature manufactured by Project Hellbeast is.
I appreciate all my visitors and hope you come back soon.
Cheers,
Phil
Oh, and me? I like the Batsnake.
I belive you know who we are.
We met once in a glorious firery blaze of ice capades while batling with chopsticks on the back of a zamboni.
And now to answer your question:
Roarzboar. Hands down. This half pig, half bear lion is by far the most fearsome and awe inspiring creature. It’s lustrous mane of squirrel tails and breath reeking of gorgonzola cheese is surpassed only by it’s 16 tendrils and very long teeth.
Second in line of course is the botique curiosity Zoorkenbakken,(pronounced ZOOOOR-KIN-BOCK-IN during periods of extreme duress). More on that later.
In my humble opinion, of course.
My name is Romanananifnif, I live amongst some of the most hideous creatures. They have teeth, like ping pong balls. Shiney and round, threatening to gnaw at you until you bruise. Gorgeous eyes that peirce your soul like feathers. The appetite of a mosquito. Relatively. These creatures are day creatures, yet, invisible. Only the eyes of the mysterious, Capybara, can view the magestic beings. They are only known as……..Mmmffpluhaa*click*. When you encounter these creatures, they demand things, like petting, and hugging. If their requests go unanswered, they go into a feeding frenzy. Feeding on anything in it’s path, growing and multiplying exponentially. Asexual, mating is uneccessary. Only through deep thought and very serious face making, do they produce offspring the size of a matchhead. Soon after, and heed this warning friend, we will no longer be, the SUPERIOR being of Earth. We shall once again, reside in caves, and eat fish. Lots of fish, preferably albacor. And Speghetti O’s. I live pretty far away though so you might not have to worry about this. Have a good day.
I am the Hell spawned cousin of your lovely wife, Mrs. Hellbeast. I traveled this desolite plain only to finally discover your blog and website of demonic worship. And now, I will be that utterly annoying being with a thirst for your brain knowledge, and will either recieve it unconditionally or I will strip it from the very bulbous white orb you call a skull. Do not resist, because though I may be young, I am powerful beyond all you can comprehend. My hordes will sweep across the world, and while it becomes engulfed in flames I will let free the most blood curdling cry and all will be lost. The master must and WILL fear the student…MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaa.
Thank you for your site. I have found here much useful information.
Good site !
Had to check it out — love the videos! I didn’t realize my niece was so multi - talented!
Hi all!
Very interesting information! Thanks!
Bye
Hello, I’m from Minnesota, but don’t hold it against me.
My favorite mutants are Steve Buscemi and that skinny guy from Road Trip.