Yak Classifieds

3 09 2006

Searching for a new or slightly used Yak.  Used must be under 13,000 km.  Telepathic abilities desired but not essential.  Power steering and moonroof would also be nice.  Please contact me by smoke signal or micro pulse radiation at  279.19 Mhz. 

FOR SALE:  Yak.  We are moving to Constantinople, to a Yak free zone and must sell our beloved Boris.  He has excellent night vision and a buttermilk output of 300 kurtzels per day. He still has that New Yak smell.  Also. He smokes cherrywood tobacco from a pipe.



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