News Update January 13th

14 01 2007

Project Hellbeast recently logged its 1000th visitor.   Congratulations  Gordon.  You will be recieving a box of our famous wild songbirds of North America gift pack.  North America’s finest songbirds can all be found here in this collectors edition tin.  The thrush,  waxwing,  lark, chickadee, redwing blackbird, and cardinal have all been carefully selected and dipped in the finest swiss chocolate. The wild songbirds of North America gift pack is a delicious way to enjoy nature.  Congratulations, Gordon.

A note about morale:
Morale will not be tolerated!  Anyone who has morale will be beaten, anyone without morale will also be beaten (just not as severely.)   Dont ask questions or you will be beaten.  Don’t think for yourself.  And by no means will you appreciate the finer things in life.  That is all.  Have a nice rest of the day.


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