How to catch a hummingbird with a pair of chopsticks.

30 01 2007

Without questioning why one may need to catch a speedy avian with asian eating utensils, lets discuss the finer points of this exercise in speed, agility, and, in the end, a sugary treat.

Step one: Find a nice pair of wooden chopsticks. Not the plastic ones.

Step Two:  Find a hummingbird.

Step Three: Grab hummingbird with chopsticks.
FOOLS! … you thought it would be difficult.


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2 07 2009
Sarah

Thats stupid

2 07 2009
Professor Manticore

Really? You should check out my post on “How to Tame a Cheetah with a jump rope.”

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