Project Hellbeast swag

12 01 2008

Do you love Project Hellbeast?

Do you think about something you read here for hours?

Do you pour over the content here, desperately searching for valuable information for your impending defamation lawsuit?

Want to know where you can spend your hard earned money for t-shirts with Project Hellbeast motifs printed on them?

Well than search no further. You can now buy your very own Project Hellbeast t-shirt. In fact  you can buy everyone you know one, just in time for (next) Christmas,  I might add. Be the first to own the t-shirt that the government doesn’t want you to have.  Spark controversy with your very presence while wearing this beauty.  Yes increase your personal coolness by +10.   Improve you smelling ability. Lower your overall punctuality.  Everything is possible and nothing is better than an official Project Hellbeast t-shirt.  If you have a loved family member that need a life saving operation and you just have enough money for it, but you also want an official t-shirt as well.  Just buy the t-shirt and owe the hospital a few bucks.  That is what credit is for!

Now go and get yours now. I insist.  What are you waiting for?  A sneak peek of what the design looks like?  ok fine. here.


see? I told you it was awesome. now go!


A final note if you have a favorite beast you would like to see on a t-shirt, let me know and I may be able to get close enough to it to get a picture before I am gored to death.  That is all.



2 responses

12 01 2008

I’m actually considering this.

14 01 2008

Oh…my… *Screamslikeaschoolgirl*!!!

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