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In order to serve you better, I would like you to post a comment saying who you are, where you’re from and what your favorite mutant creature manufactured by Project Hellbeast is.

I appreciate all my visitors and hope you come back soon.

Cheers,

Phil

Oh, and me?  I like the Batsnake.

15 responses

22 03 2007
Seth

I belive you know who we are.
We met once in a glorious firery blaze of ice capades while batling with chopsticks on the back of a zamboni.
And now to answer your question:
Roarzboar. Hands down. This half pig, half bear lion is by far the most fearsome and awe inspiring creature. It’s lustrous mane of squirrel tails and breath reeking of gorgonzola cheese is surpassed only by it’s 16 tendrils and very long teeth.
Second in line of course is the botique curiosity Zoorkenbakken,(pronounced ZOOOOR-KIN-BOCK-IN during periods of extreme duress). More on that later.
In my humble opinion, of course.

16 04 2007
Ryan

My name is Romanananifnif, I live amongst some of the most hideous creatures. They have teeth, like ping pong balls. Shiney and round, threatening to gnaw at you until you bruise. Gorgeous eyes that peirce your soul like feathers. The appetite of a mosquito. Relatively. These creatures are day creatures, yet, invisible. Only the eyes of the mysterious, Capybara, can view the magestic beings. They are only known as……..Mmmffpluhaa*click*. When you encounter these creatures, they demand things, like petting, and hugging. If their requests go unanswered, they go into a feeding frenzy. Feeding on anything in it’s path, growing and multiplying exponentially. Asexual, mating is uneccessary. Only through deep thought and very serious face making, do they produce offspring the size of a matchhead. Soon after, and heed this warning friend, we will no longer be, the SUPERIOR being of Earth. We shall once again, reside in caves, and eat fish. Lots of fish, preferably albacor. And Speghetti O’s. I live pretty far away though so you might not have to worry about this. Have a good day.

15 05 2007
Katie

I am the Hell spawned cousin of your lovely wife, Mrs. Hellbeast. I traveled this desolite plain only to finally discover your blog and website of demonic worship. And now, I will be that utterly annoying being with a thirst for your brain knowledge, and will either recieve it unconditionally or I will strip it from the very bulbous white orb you call a skull. Do not resist, because though I may be young, I am powerful beyond all you can comprehend. My hordes will sweep across the world, and while it becomes engulfed in flames I will let free the most blood curdling cry and all will be lost. The master must and WILL fear the student…MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaa.

26 08 2007
OVGuillermo

Thank you for your site. I have found here much useful information.
Good site ! 😉

9 09 2007
Julie Lundberg

Had to check it out — love the videos! I didn’t realize my niece was so multi – talented!

16 09 2007
hiutopor

Hi all!

Very interesting information! Thanks!

Bye

2 11 2007
Kurt

Hello, I’m from Minnesota, but don’t hold it against me.
My favorite mutants are Steve Buscemi and that skinny guy from Road Trip.

3 06 2008
tasithoughts

Where’s the planet with the green women?

27 08 2008
Oresheg

Thank you. I liked your site. You can also have a look at mine

Thank you.

Paul, 14 years ,,,

15 10 2008
Messheiniovob

Hello.
🙂 The natural photo of the new arrival, taken by Emma Tallulah’s dad,
Bye.

23 10 2008
easegetasmali

There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

18 12 2008
Iodisseavaica

Hi people

As newly registered user i just wanted to say hello to everyone else who uses this forum 🙂

28 12 2008
mnorgovudkka

Hy my name is mnorgovudkka
Im from mongolia
Buy

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